my girls wrote about me in their video project for spanish class. the line they intended to say was “she likes riding ferris wheels and wearing crop tops” but ended up saying “she likes riding her girlfriends and wearing small trucks.” this is a lesson in how mixing up a few letters can really change your sentence.
The only reason we’re still having “n-word” discussions is because white people refuse to take no for an answer.
and my snacks
don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami
why do white people think having a confederate flag anywhere on your property screams anything other than “im a blatant racist and slavery was cool”